Over at Mckmama's it's Not Me Monday and I just had to join in the fun....
So it was not me that was driving 11 (yes 11) miles an hour on a 45 road, with my hazards on while my hubby in front of me enjoys the ride in a bobcat! What?! Oh the things you have to do in order to get a yard.
It was not me that didn't even feed my kids until 9:45 pm on Saturday night. (they did eat lunch at 3ish, so not that bad)
It was not me who didn't go to church on Sunday because that morning after doing yard work all day ever part of my body hurt to the extreme, I thought I was going to die!
It was not me who sat on the porch and watched as my brother drove that darn bobcat to the local gas station to "fill er up". Only here will you find tractors, bobcats and horses tied up and the gas station!
It was not me who sat up in bed at 11:30 and ate Panda Express (so very bad, I know. Hummm....maybe that's why I look the way I do.)
And finally....it was not me that was handed a small present from my sweet two year old saying "Here mama!" As I open my hand he's drops some poop that he had released in the bathtub right into the palm. It took everything I had to not throw up!
Alright ladies, lets hear your "Not Me's!"